The Hockey Stick Blues

The Hockey Stick Blues
Words and Music: Ken Coffman
Guitar and voice: Rob Fowler
Bass: Randy George
Drums: Dan Lile

I’m the Mann, you know what that means
Give me a proxy, I’ll squeeze ‘til it screams
It screams loud—and gives up its stick

I got consensus, built through the years
The media loves me and gives me their ears
Oh yeah.

Top o’the world, fame and dough, lots rolling my way
You know how that feels—it feels good
Oh baby, it feels real good.

Principal components, you know that’s my thing
Invert a proxy and downplay inconvenient strings
We don’t need that garbage, come on, let’s get real

Peer review—you know the drill
All of my friends—I can count on to shill

Top o’the world, fame and dough, lots rolling my way
You know how that feels—it feels good
Oh baby, it feels real good.

Oh, yeah—I think I’ll just play my guitar…